I am somewhat incapable of defining myself in a paragraph. I tried making a mission statement once but I wanted to make it one sentence. I'm still looking for the perfect sentence. My entries are short and sporadic. I don't use real names, or post pictures. Maybe I disclose a slice of my private details on a comment to *your* journal, but not here. I liberally use filters and add all manner of people I find amusing, or insightful or just completely insane. I have opinions and I use them.
I attachment parent. I think women should compete less and cooperate more. If you are sweating it over bringing a balanced snack to a play date, you have a problem. I wield my apathy like a machete. I'm the slacker that makes you feel superior. I practice non-violent communication, and I try to speak openly and without judgment, but it is not easy. I am not responsible for the balance of the Universe and am trying to make my actions reflect this.
My contact information is in a sealed vault on the live journal in case, heaven forbid, these people are the only ones that can save me. Hey, it cProxy-Proxy-Connection: keep-alive Cache-Control: max-age=0
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Cast of characters: The Warden as Spouse (age undisclosed) Josie as the Narrator (42ish) Spike as the HS senior Slacker-in-Training (17) Boy #2 / Skeeter as the organizationally-challenged third-grader (10) Peanut as He Who Will Not Eat Normal Food (8) Rachel and Trish as the cats named after video game characters.